Dateline: 7/15/05
     All right, all right! I know I haven't kept you all up to date as I should have. But, the pressure is really on now to edit that masterpiece, "Gronk, the Blade" in a timely manner and I don't want to miss a single moment of the excitement even if it means that my columns are a little late. And so, Mr. Markel Schell, stop with the e-mails already! I have returned to my post here and have some exciting news! I received several alerts that Quinton and Darius were seen in a small cafe in Roswell! I kid you not! I cannot verify the incident but I have been informed that several hundred people gathered in the streets outside the cafe and waited for our two stars to finish their lunch. Quinton and Darius were then besieged with autograph hounds until the police showed up and took them away in a patrol car! Can you believe it?? I'll have to check the facts with my people there in Roswell to find out the truth, but it wouldn't surprise me to find out that it was as reported. I also have some great news for you all related to the choice of composer to write the musical score for "Gronk", but it will have to wait for the next update. Until then, it's K.P. here!