So, my Gronkie friends, you have risked all to hear about my courageous adventures in the land of Lindania! Well, it's lucky for you that I am the one to provide you with this information! If you had chosen to garner the truth from Gilber or Mordan, my trusty and true companions, you would have been swamped with non-essentials. Quinton, although an early admirer of mine, would have made our expeditions against the evil Lord Dagon sound quite unremarkable. Mysta, on the other hand, would have made me out to be a devil-may-care, soldier of fortune (which I am), bent on revenge. But, I assure you, all is true as I shall relate it. For in this, our most dread adventure, you shall hear of my daring exploits in trying to wrench the kingdom of Lindania away from that most vile creature, Lord Dagon. King Corwin and his beautiful daughter, Roxanne, having been imprisoned by Lord Dagon, are trying at this very moment to hold their own against his monstrous evil. Only I am able to be their stalwart shield of light in the midst of this overshadowing gloom. Look here in the days to come, for I shall relate to you all of my exciting adventures. "Gronk, the Blade", a fascinating new film, will chronicle my exploits as they happen! Could you ask for more than that!?